What is a security ninja?

Well, hard to define them actually. They are superior beings that are able to handle huge armies of bugs single-handedly.

Following are some of the attributes of security ninjas:

1. They don’t sleep. There is no time to sleep for a security ninja. Bugs can come from any where, any time.

2. One security ninja is actually an army of security ninjas. And yes, this is recursive! But can not be understood by mere mortals.

3. They are so fast that they nearly kill the bugs before they appear.

4. They are the masters of many arts. Some say this can not be done. Obviously this is related to the speed of security ninjas that they craft their arts in the blink of an eye that can not be catched by those.

5. The one thing that a security ninja hates most is a bug specie named Paradisea haemastica perspicillata (aka. php).

An urban myth says, a project named “Pardus” at the sacred woods of Gebze has a one of a kind security ninja.